The Birth of the Galaxies

Story
The Birth of the Galaxies is the first event in the OGFRCU.

There was nothing. Just a blank and black space. It wasn't totally nothing though, as there was a floating Waluigi head just chilling out. Every Fifty-Trillion years, the Waluigi head would "WAH." Every time he WAHs, he would exhale this mysterious matter aptly named "Wahrk Matter." Over time this generated a large field of Wahrk Matter around Waluigi and it became a bit too much for Waluigi to hold in. At what we consider was 0 AW (After Waluigi), Waluigi WAHd his last WAH and breathed out all galaxies as we know it. Waluigi teared up at the sight. This was The Birth of the Galaxies.